Feb
24
2010
Equal-opportunity exploitation. Couldn’t find three nearly naked bad girls today.

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Feb
23
2010
I’d have bet dollars to donuts for “Homeland Security reports losing guns” to be in this top five. I’m obviously not cut out to be a federal manager.

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Feb
23
2010
Her mother died; their father died; he (allegedly) killed his brother. In other news, a drunk driver kills two passengers, and the churches are falling apart.

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Feb
23
2010
If aliens are staring us in the face, I wonder what they look at.

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Feb
23
2010
No new deaths. Are Domnina and Shabalin making a bid for the App Store?

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