What We Look At

The parts were found at Beer Can Beach in November (leg), February (torso), and March (arms one day, head the next). “The only body part still missing is a leg.”

“Mistakes were made,” Archbishop Listecki says. That’s putting it mildly. Mistakes were not made by the pope, of course.

The guy ran through the grocery store nude “because he was bored and didn’t have anything to do.” A better choice than most of his neighbors. 

Unfortunately for the alleged thief, the crime may fall under section 2B1.5 of the 2009 Federal Sentencing Guidelines Manual: “Theft of, Damage to, or Destruction of, Cultural Heritage Resources; Unlawful Sale, Purchase, Exchange, Transportation, or Receipt of Cultural Heritage Resources”

Amtrak to Madison, yes!