Mar 12 2010

Youtube

No contest, really. Lady Gaga Telephone: (2,006,293 views) * (9’32”) = 36.37 years, Eclipse trailer: (4,267,057 views) * (1’33”) = 12.87 years

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Mar 12 2010

NASA

Don’t forget that in most of the United States  and Canada, the day after tomorrow will be much shorter. Not because of the Chilean Quake, though.

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Mar 8 2010

The Chronicle

If we look really closely, we might see mustard in our benefits, too.

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Mar 4 2010

TriCities.com (Tennessee)

Police officers “smelled methanphedimine [sic].” No mention of whether the hotel room was tidy. As for the unidentified woman, one commenter said “no I can’t,” but I’m sure that’s too few responses for statistical significance.

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Feb 24 2010

The Onion

I’ll be back soon. I have to run out to the store to see if WhatWeFax.com is available.

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Feb 23 2010

Federal Times

I’d have bet dollars to donuts for “Homeland Security reports losing guns” to be in this top five. I’m obviously not cut out to be a federal manager.

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