What We Look At

The fire burned phragmites along the lake shore.

The parts were found at Beer Can Beach in November (leg), February (torso), and March (arms one day, head the next). “The only body part still missing is a leg.”

Who needs death squads? Yesterday was April 1, but it looks like KFC’s Double Down is real. Hard to believe it’s only 540 calories. (And Clausen is some sports guy. Pickle perception is still running high.)

“Mistakes were made,” Archbishop Listecki says. That’s putting it mildly. Mistakes were not made by the pope, of course.

The guy ran through the grocery store nude “because he was bored and didn’t have anything to do.” A better choice than most of his neighbors.