What We Look At

Wishful thinking: Herman Cain is just for entertainment.
Woeful fact: Cain’s statement outgrosses Weiner’s “cocksucking” text.

Aside: According to travelmath.com, the flight distance from Kenya to Indonesia is: 5,680 miles (9,141 km).

“British married couples are happiest 11 months and eight days after their wedding.” If you were married on February 23, 2009, you have my best wishes for a very happy Happiest Day! Unfortunately, I can’t in good conscience wish you many more to come.

Smut for Smut week at UT San Antonio

Diverse forms of transportation lead to mischief, damage, and death: Bicycle, airplane, motorcycle, bus, ship.