Jun 13 2011

SF Chronicle

Sadly, he killed a woman, not a garbage bag. And he didn’t die.

In Alameda, they murmur “Yes!” In unison.


Mar 3 2010


“British married couples are happiest 11 months and eight days after their wedding.” If you were married on February 23, 2009, you have my best wishes for a very happy Happiest Day! Unfortunately, I can’t in good conscience wish you many more to come.


Mar 2 2010

Daily Mail

Cars and other vehicles flooded, ticketed, torched, and electrified. Injury sites include head, leg, and NECK. Is early algebra the answer?