What We Look At

The guy ran through the grocery store nude “because he was bored and didn’t have anything to do.” A better choice than most of his neighbors. 

Either the future is bright or no one wants to read about unheroic children and respectable adults.

Arming restaurants doesn’t help?

Police officers “smelled methanphedimine [sic].” No mention of whether the hotel room was tidy. As for the unidentified woman, one commenter said “no I can’t,” but I’m sure that’s too few responses for statistical significance.

Her mother died; their father died; he (allegedly) killed his brother. In other news, a drunk driver kills two passengers, and the churches are falling apart.

Not just your typical drunk bishop today. Otherwise, murder as usual and “Where’d my porn go?”