Jun 13 2011

SF Chronicle

Sadly, he killed a woman, not a garbage bag. And he didn’t die.

In Alameda, they murmur “Yes!” In unison.


Mar 14 2010

Southeast Missourian

Ah, memories. I got my first gun, a .22 semi-automatic, when I was Payton’s age. At a show like this, I’d have been torn between the cool of “shotgun/rifle combo” and the uncool of “youth model.” I wonder what Payton ended up with.

“Cape Girardeau resident Todd Alexander, right, helps daughter Payton Alexander, 9, look at a Rossi Youth Model Shotgun/Rifle Combo during the Missouri Gun and Knife Show at the Show Me Center on Saturday, March 13, 2010. Payton started hunting last year and came to the show with her father to look for her first gun.”


Mar 12 2010


"To find out that the young men executed were Vikings is a thrilling development."

“Kids are pretty pleased with their teachers there.”


Mar 10 2010

NY Daily News

Either the future is bright or no one wants to read about unheroic children and respectable adults.


Mar 4 2010

TriCities.com (Tennessee)

Police officers “smelled methanphedimine [sic].” No mention of whether the hotel room was tidy. As for the unidentified woman, one commenter said “no I can’t,” but I’m sure that’s too few responses for statistical significance.


Mar 2 2010

Daily Mail

Cars and other vehicles flooded, ticketed, torched, and electrified. Injury sites include head, leg, and NECK. Is early algebra the answer?