Mar 17 2010

Texts From Last Night

If (641) is looking for a career in pubic television, it might not be a handicap.


Mar 15 2010

Drew Acorn

Unfortunately for the alleged thief, the crime may fall under section 2B1.5 of the 2009 Federal Sentencing Guidelines Manual: “Theft of, Damage to, or Destruction of, Cultural Heritage Resources; Unlawful Sale, Purchase, Exchange, Transportation, or Receipt of Cultural Heritage Resources”


Mar 15 2010

New York Magazine

Sex tapes we don’t want to see.


Mar 2 2010

Daily Mail

Cars and other vehicles flooded, ticketed, torched, and electrified. Injury sites include head, leg, and NECK. Is early algebra the answer?